it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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