I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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