So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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