I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
