We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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