butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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