It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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