there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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