ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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