Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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