Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Nicole vs. Life
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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