After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
