ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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