i just had sex bonerless
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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