Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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