We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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