I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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