bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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