I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The beer is more important than you right now.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
3 2 1 whiskey
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
