you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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