So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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