I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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