problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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