the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Are we still banned from the library?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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