Whod you bang
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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