I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
