I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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