normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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