READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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