i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
