Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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