It's Friday. Sex?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just found a bag of teeth...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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