Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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