I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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