I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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