Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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