I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm having to shit out rocks
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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