Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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