I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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