She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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