just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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