Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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