Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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