how do flat chested girls get laid?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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