the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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