Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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