dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I lost the right to judge tonight
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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