no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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