so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i out mim tonsoeep
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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