and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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